Ghurdrich
Fire!! Bombaaaa!!!

It's probably just that time of the month.

I thought it was kinda funny.

It's just... a girl gets lonely sometimes.

I'm not proud of the way I am. But that doesn't mean I can run from reality. I can only promise to take your hand and look forward to every beautiful sunset we share together from now on.

Actually no one found it funny apart from perhaps Belts. Also it's more of a case of preventing drama this time around rather than starting it.

I'll never let them take you away from me again <3

But I'm probably going to cheat on you. A lot.

OK THEN. ­

Oh Ghurdy, they told me I'd never see you again. I told them they were wrong! You'd never leave me for good. And just when I thought to give up hope...

You've made a girl's dream come true tonight, all over again <3

Ah yes. Sure, start another 'parody thread' where the original thread already had a bunch of drama involved in the first place in yet another week. That doesn't make the parody thread become any less dramatic, infact only increases it.

I suggest you read a book.

It tickles my dick that you still think of me after all these years, baby.

Some may say that the past is the past, but I'll never forget those nights under the bleachers. I'd do it all over again given the choice~

Herp derp not struck any nerve. Just being equal Ghurdrich <3~