Letters To A Dissidian

[MissTiraMissSu]

So... I got bored... And decided to work up some courage to post this on DF, ans become less of a lurker. The whole premise is LOOSELY (or strictly, if you want) connected letters to all the Dissidia world characters via the Moogles.
I do mean anyone, Cosmos Warriors to Chaos Warriors even Cosmos to Chaos himself. They are meant to be slightly humorous (or very humorous) letters. Anyway, here's the one I made, sent to Zidane. Please enjoy.

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Dear Zidane,
I hope you get this letter before you die or something like that. It’s me, writing from the top of the Crystal Tower with Squall. He refuses to admit that we got lost and ask a Moogle for directions on how to get to Ultimecia’s Castle. He’s almost too manly. He’s reading over my shoulder and told me I just insulted myself...

I really don't know how to respond to that. I can be manly...

He’s making me look off the top of the Tower to find out which direction we’re supposed to go to get to the time witch’s castle. Did he forget that I’m afraid of heights? I... ran away and hid behind a pillar instead, which means soon enough Squall will come looking for me and give me a really mean look. Have you ever seen him smile though? I think that would be really creepy and would destroy the world, like Chaos incarnate.

He made me look for the castle for saying that... We’re so high up...

Turns out when I was leading the way, we were going in the right direction. That’s why you should never doubt the directions of the Wanderer! He’s giving me a look that makes me think he’s going to smack me with his gunblade, which is looking very sharp today. You remember that look, don't you? That ‘Idiots...’ look he gives? Yeah that one. I felt like telling him that my copy of the gunblade was better, but I’d probably get to see how sharp it is for myself. Oh he wants to say something to you too.

“Manikins are for killing, not other things.”

I didn't expect that one... Who knew Squall was a pervert. We’re descending the Crystal Tower now, so I’ll give this to the next Moogle I see. I will also ask for directions, because I don’t want to come all the way back up here and look over to find some Chaos lady’s castle. Squall was this close to dangling me out the windows for a better look. Seems he’s in a rush, like if some one stole my lucky feather from me...

Sorry for that burn on the side of the paper, we found a Cloud Manikin on the way down. He nearly threw me out the window, but I got a really nice new sword! Its a giant Buster, and I almost hit Squall with it, but he’s fine. It’s a really good one, the type you could probably only find in a chest or at the Shop. If we find Cloud, I’m not letting him have it. If I find a dagger, I might let you have it, if you can get it from me. But I’m going off topic.

Hope to see you soon, crystal in hand.

-Bartz, the Wandering Blue Mage

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So yeah... If you liked it, I'll post more letters, or you can even write some yourself...

[supermaster]

Wow, IMO that was really funny and well written ;D
Though I don't think Bartz actually remembers Boko. There are many references to him, but I'm not sure Bartz know that he got a chocobo waiting for him, but that's just me
Anyways, I liked it and hope to read more

[MissTiraMissSu]

Changed it to lucky feather, which he DOES have.

[supermaster]

Changed it to lucky feather, which he DOES have.

It was just a suggestion ;D It's your story (lol, pun not intended ). You can write it anyway you want^^

[Luka]

I loved it!! Great!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ArgyleNinja]

Alright, here's one.

Dear Tifa

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Cloud

[Kuroraikiri]

Pretty damn funny....keep it up

[Seraph Sephiroth]

Lmao this is hilarious you should write more

[ByronJarebb]

The manikin part was priceless! You should write more. I am looking forward to a Cecil or Tidus one .

[MissTiraMissSu]

I think the next one will be Laguna and Squall, about Squall's Revolver...
I'll take requests If you want...

Here's a bit of the Laguna to Squall one, it IS subject to change

But that’s not the point. How’s that rusty old gunblade treating you? I’ve been telling you to get a new one, but you're just too stubborn. I know that your birthday is soon, and so I’ll be buying you a new one. Yes a brand new, state of the art MilliBlade 2000! I found it wile I was shopping in Cornelia for some new armor. It has two more slots than your Revolver, fires twice as fast, stays sharper since its made of orichalcuim and it’s just about 10 thousand gil! Yes, a bit expensive, but you're my kid, so I should give you something nice for your birthday! It’s my treat to you, as soon as I get the money together.