I know this is stupid, but if by any means of time/space distortion, and Jecht meets Chuck Norris, and agree to spar a bit, who you think will win and why?
Nobody wins when the universe collapses in on itself.
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Jecht used to be a whale. Now what does that tell you?
Due to the theoretical alacrity known as this battle, the two would go through a very long and tedious fight, with Jecht throwing meteors and shit and punching through everything while Chuck Norris can do the exact same except does it with a grin that devours your soul. Though after this, Jecht would eventually start to lose, and then transform into a whale, except one that can travel through time and space as we know it. Then, Chuck Norris would go "lol noob" and kick the whale, not knowing it was a decoy. Suddenly the entire universe and all matter as we know it goes through spontaneous combustion and ends everything that exists and ever will exists, but also creates a time vortex that resets time back into the Roman Empire, and history repeats itself, then comes to the same battle and enters a never ending cycle.
“Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.”Main: Cloud Strife
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I like that dissidia cycle!
Are you even reading this?
Wait, off-topic. But if Jecht can do that, he's got my respect.
There's an original version of the video also. I just couldn't view it on my Youtube account Q_Q
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