At the edge of the universe when Jecht meets Chuck Norris?

[Dragon Lancet]

I know this is stupid, but if by any means of time/space distortion, and Jecht meets Chuck Norris, and agree to spar a bit, who you think will win and why?

[ChaosMuramasa]

Nobody wins when the universe collapses in on itself.

[RavenCarver]

Jecht used to be a whale. Now what does that tell you?

[Koromaigis]

Jecht used to be a whale. Now what does that tell you?

hmmm jecht was a whale and chuck norris is the shit, so that tell me I need to see their fight

[Crash-1-2]

Due to the theoretical alacrity known as this battle, the two would go through a very long and tedious fight, with Jecht throwing meteors and shit and punching through everything while Chuck Norris can do the exact same except does it with a grin that devours your soul. Though after this, Jecht would eventually start to lose, and then transform into a whale, except one that can travel through time and space as we know it. Then, Chuck Norris would go "lol noob" and kick the whale, not knowing it was a decoy. Suddenly the entire universe and all matter as we know it goes through spontaneous combustion and ends everything that exists and ever will exists, but also creates a time vortex that resets time back into the Roman Empire, and history repeats itself, then comes to the same battle and enters a never ending cycle.

[FFxStrife]

Only a real man would win.

[Dragon Lancet]

Due to the theoretical alacrity known as this battle, the two would go through a very long and tedious fight, with Jecht throwing meteors and shit and punching through everything while Chuck Norris can do the exact same except does it with a grin that devours your soul. Though after this, Jecht would eventually start to lose, and then transform into a whale, except one that can travel through time and space as we know it. Then, Chuck Norris would go "lol noob" and kick the whale, not knowing it was a decoy. Suddenly the entire universe and all matter as we know it goes through spontaneous combustion and ends everything that exists and ever will exists, but also creates a time vortex that resets time back into the Roman Empire, and history repeats itself, then comes to the same battle and enters a never ending cycle.

And that would be the new story of dissidia XDD

[Dissidient10]

I like that dissidia cycle!

[Cookies]

Jecht shoots laser beams from his face. 'Nuff said.

[Zodiark]

Spoiler:

Wait, off-topic. But if Jecht can do that, he's got my respect.

There's an original version of the video also. I just couldn't view it on my Youtube account Q_Q