Kraid

[Kraid]

Dear Ultimaster,
I understand that you have your little issues to deal with and probably don't have much time to waste because you're too busy posting messages that are breaking the rules on video game forums. I understand all that. However, I would greatly appreciate it if you would leave this thread with your unclean presence and explain to me what I could possibly be doing to invoke your unneccessary unpleasantness. Such dreadful behavior simply violates the règles de la société, my dear fellow, and to hear you invoke such horrors upon me is terribly frightening, both to me and to many other members of the community. I do hope that you may apologize to me for this silly little spat, and that we may become jolly good friends after you are done begging for my loving forgiveness.
Tendrement,
Kraid

[Khell]

This just in:

Kraid is accused of molesting both Belts and Stezil, along with 3 unnamed members who wish to remain anonymous.

This is a serious offense. How do you ple-

Okay I can't do this with a straight face.

Whatever Kraid did:



Not like this could've been discussed in private and without drawing tons of attention. Then again, beating a dead horse with that fact at this point.