The Homolust Pokemon
Ability: Extra Saliva
Description: Can not live without a healthy dose of Dave
Moves: Lick, Harden, Pound, Tangle.
If Dave is not in your party, it will ignore all orders and will look for a Dave.
Remember: December 2011
Thread King Pokemon
Ability: Nexus thread? Nexus thread. (causes all Troll-type pokemon found in Nexus threads to attack themselves)
Moves: Surf google for amusing story, Create Nexus thread, Bask in Noobs' admiration, Psychic.
Description: Makes awesome threads. Has been known to induce confusion in trolls.
No Cor Leonis/Squaleon Pokémonification? I am disappoint.
I could pokeyfy some people if I knew them better.