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[Claustrophobia]

<Cross> Why do I have the urge to sexually harrass a girl?
<@LonelyGaruga> I have no idea.
* Claustrophobia backs away
<Cross> Too tired to harass you Claus
<Cross> I have the urge but too lazy to take action |3
<Cross> Now come closer
<Claustrophobia> I'm fine here, thanks. :\
* Claustrophobia pushes Gertrude closer to Cross
<Claustrophobia> Here you go.
<Cross> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...-Dont-Care.jpg
<@LonelyGaruga> Lol.
<Claustrophobia> Or you can have Gar.
<Claustrophobia> He's a girl.
<Claustrophobia> Sort of.
<Cross> Uhh lolno
<Cross> Garuga tried hitting on me once
<Cross> Way back when
<Cross> Lolololol
<Claustrophobia> Seriously?
* Claustrophobia slaps LonelyGaruga around a bit with a large trout
<Claustrophobia> Have you no control at all?
<Claustrophobia> ;o
<@LonelyGaruga> What huh
<@LonelyGaruga> Oh yeah.
<@LonelyGaruga> I mistook Cross for a girl.
<@LonelyGaruga> I mistook Kura for a girl too.
<Claustrophobia> He told me all about it.
<Claustrophobia> Lmao.
<Claustrophobia> You abruptly stopped when you found out, apparently.
<@LonelyGaruga> Yeah, Cross and I even live in the same state.
<@LonelyGaruga> Yeah, I was mostly joking in the first place
<Claustrophobia> Mostly.
<@LonelyGaruga> Oh, and I was also very flirty with Tabi, but that was always a joke.
<Claustrophobia> ;o
<@LonelyGaruga> Well I mean.
<@LonelyGaruga> ...
<Cross> Basically Garuga is horny
<@LonelyGaruga> Wow. Did I really say "mostly"? (-_\)
<Cross> Too much hormone action going on.

"Mostly." Hear that, Kura? He was mostly joking. ;o *Starts to ship LonelyYami.*

[Kurayami]

Haa, I remember keeping him in the dark about my gender for a while. Fun times. <3 you Garuga

[Khell]

[14:14] * LonelyGaruga (~BlackWolf@3223f75b.35474391.mtryca.sbcglobal.net ) has joined #DDFFCasual
[14:14] * [^_^] sets mode: +o LonelyGaruga
[14:14] <@LonelyGaruga> HI GUYS
[14:15] <Raiko> Yo
[14:15] <Kurp-Chillin> hey garuga
[14:15] <Raiko> y'seem enthusiastic today
[14:16] <@LonelyGaruga> Nah, I'm just...you know...saying hi :3
[14:16] <@LonelyGaruga> Hi Kuro
[14:16] <TheDiviner> thought Kaya said something that made your day
[14:16] <!Khell|Studying> "I've loved you since the day I laid eyes on your manly pink text!"
[14:16] <@LonelyGaruga> Lmao
[14:16] <!Khell|Studying> "Please, come to Japan and take me away!"
[14:16] <!Khell|Studying> I'm so posting this.
[14:16] <@LonelyGaruga> Oh god.

And another from last night:

Spoiler:

[19:08] <!Kayarine> MHP3 is on JP PSN
[19:08] <@ChaosMuramasa> MH3P.
[19:08] <@ChaosMuramasa> God.
[19:08] <@LonelyGaruga> Huh, OK.
[19:08] <!Kayarine> and at only 2990 yen to boot
[19:08] <@ChaosMuramasa> Get it right.
[19:08] <@ChaosMuramasa> Jesus Christ.
[19:08] <@ChaosMuramasa> Dear lord.
[19:08] <@LonelyGaruga> I fail at researching :<
[19:08] <@LonelyGaruga> But that's really convenient.
[19:08] <Wheels> DURR HURR
[19:09] <@LonelyGaruga> So 2990 yen is equivalent to how many US dollars?
[19:09] <!Kayarine> I could grab a 3000 yen card for you
[19:09] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> in other words, buy a 3000 yen card
[19:09] <%Hyne> about $35
[19:09] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> and then you don't have much leftover
[19:09] <!Kayarine> But I'll only be able to next month
[19:09] <@LonelyGaruga> Ah, hm.
[19:09] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> Hyne's got the value
[19:09] <!Kayarine> The original price was 4800 yen
[19:09] <@LonelyGaruga> I want to get it as soon as possible so you can try out the multiplayer, as silly as that probably sounds.
[19:09] <!Kayarine> but the price went down
[19:09] <!Kayarine> lucky!
[19:09] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> There are ways to get a $35 value on the NA PSN so
[19:09] <@ChaosMuramasa> rucky*
[19:10] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> it would be a rather even trade
[19:10] <@LonelyGaruga> Lmao Chaos.
[19:10] <@ChaosMuramasa> kaya no speak like traditional japanese famiry
[19:10] <@ChaosMuramasa> shamefur dispray
[19:10] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> traditionar
[19:10] <!Kayarine> Well Garuga, there's not much I can do to be able to get the card this month lol
[19:10] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> rike
[19:10] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> way to suck
[19:10] <@LonelyGaruga> That's perfectly fine!
[19:10] <!Kayarine> if I buy it this month my mom will get angry at me
[19:10] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> Do it and say it's for a cute boy in the united states
[19:10] <@ChaosMuramasa> your matha no geto angooree
[19:10] <@LonelyGaruga> I'm thinking of other options right now
[19:10] * !Khell|TalesofGracesF snickers a little to himself
[19:10] <@LonelyGaruga> Lmao Khell.
[19:10] <@ChaosMuramasa> i keep her undah cahntooroll
[19:11] <!Kayarine> I can't say it's a cute boy
[19:11] <@LonelyGaruga> Yeah.
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> she'll get suspicious?
[19:11] <@LonelyGaruga> That would be a lie.
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> what if you say it's just an average stalker
[19:11] <!Kayarine> because she said she would do a homerun with his head.
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> Garuga's beautiful, not cute.
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> LOL
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> Silly.
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> ok
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> I really want you to say it now
[19:11] <TheDiviner> ^
[19:11] <Wheels> Lmao
[19:11] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> Anything involving Garuga violence is priceless
[19:11] <@LonelyGaruga> Lmao
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> >Next weekend
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> >Garuga at home
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> >Knock on the door
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> >He answers
[19:11] <!Kayarine> lol
[19:11] <@ChaosMuramasa> >middle-aged brazilian woman with a bat.
[19:12] <Kurp-Chillin> lol
[19:12] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> I would be on the roof
[19:12] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> 1with a video camera
[19:12] <@LonelyGaruga> You guys T_T
[19:12] <!Kayarine> rofl
[19:12] <Wheels> TKG has to be there somehow.
[19:12] <Kurp-Chillin> lmao
[19:12] <TheDiviner> No worry, we'd call for a doctor after
[19:12] <@ChaosMuramasa> but then i show up from the cut and i approach the woman and slash her fervently
[19:12] <!Khell|TalesofGracesF> TKG would run off going HUEHUEHUEUEHUEHUEHUE
[19:12] <@ChaosMuramasa> and then walk away saying no hard feelings.
[19:12] <@LonelyGaruga> And then there would be an explosion!

[LonelyGaruga]

<!Khell|Studying> Chaos
<!Khell|Studying> I posted two things on the IRC thread
<Kurp-Chillin> senior chaos
<!Khell|Studying> http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread...l=1#post358537
<!Khell|Studying> to save you some time
<!Khell|Studying> that's for Kura too by the way
<@ChaosMuramasa> loooooooool the homerun bit
<!Khell|Studying> the first one happened today
<Raiko> poor Garuga
<Raiko> so much posts on him
<@Garuga|Lunch> I'm clearly the most interesting person in the wor-I mean, DF.
<!Khell|Studying> He doesn't always get posted in the IRC thread.
<!Khell|Studying> But when he does, he prefers to be abused.
<!Khell|Studying> Stay funny, my friends.

[Shuruka]

Spoiler:

[19:37] <Shuroom> we should end all our sentances with HAHA like in a crappy japanese action show, HAHA.
[19:37] <@SadisticMuramasa> to show you that i love you.
[19:37] <Shuroom> your love is a lie HAHA. I know you're having an affair with Khell HAHA.
[19:37] <@SadisticMuramasa> i just heard a funny joke the other day and remembering it makes me laugh HAHA
[19:37] <dArt> DF?
[19:38] <Hollowed> That just makes you guys sound like Speed Racer HAHA
[19:38] <Shuroom> this joke has gone on far enough HAHA. it is time for us to end this HAHA!
[19:38] <Hollowed> sure
[19:38] <@LonelyGaruga> Speed Racer? HAHA
[19:38] <Shuroom> YOU CANNOT RACE IN THIS RACE HAHA!
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> THIS RACE IS A VERY DANGEROUS RACE
[19:38] <Shuroom> HAHA* HAHA
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> IT IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO RACE IN THIS VERY DANGEROUS RACE
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> HOO
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> HAH
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> HOO
[19:38] <Shuroom> BUT I MUST RACE HAHA
[19:38] <@LonelyGaruga> Oh god, you guys remember that too.
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> that fairly odd parents special was so awesome
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> that fucking dbz parody
[19:38] <@SadisticMuramasa> lmao
[19:38] <Shuroom> lmfao
[19:38] <Shuroom> good times
[19:39] <@SadisticMuramasa> and the sesame street one
[19:39] <@SadisticMuramasa> and the blues clues one
[19:39] <@SadisticMuramasa> god lol
[19:39] <Shuroom> this needs to be irc thread'ed

good times.

[RavenCarver]

Not so certain why you thought this quoteworthy, but fine. Here it is. Just for you, RDF:

[01:24] <+RavenCarver> rdf
[01:24] <+RDF2050> :P
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> im not sure outing people in public is a stupid idea
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> er
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> a wise idea
[01:24] <@SocialKut-Ku> Lmao.
[01:24] <+RDF2050> LOL
[01:24] <+RDF2050> quoting this
[01:24] <+RDF2050> xD
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> god i fucked that up

[RDFMASTER]

Not so certain why you thought this quoteworthy, but fine. Here it is. Just for you, RDF:

[01:24] <+RavenCarver> rdf
[01:24] <+RDF2050> :P
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> im not sure outing people in public is a stupid idea
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> er
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> a wise idea
[01:24] <@SocialKut-Ku> Lmao.
[01:24] <+RDF2050> LOL
[01:24] <+RDF2050> quoting this
[01:24] <+RDF2050> xD
[01:24] <+RavenCarver> god i fucked that up

[Squall]

[19:48] <@NeroMD> The fact that you're being tossed around like a two year old hooker


Nero and his freaky experiences.

[Raiko]

Spoiler:

[03:10] <Raiko> that's still to see, if it was Kaya's infraction I do wonder
[03:12] <Khell|GracesF> wait
[03:12] <Khell|GracesF> Kaya infracted someone?
[03:12] <Raiko> no, was saying that he might enjoy being infracted by Kaya
[03:13] <Raiko> he totally like her boots on IRC
[03:13] <Khell|GracesF> Garuga's a masochist
[03:13] |<-- kewdude475 has left irc.irchighway.net (Ping timeout: 361 seconds)
[03:13] <Khell|GracesF> an obsessive Yandere
[03:13] <Raiko> dat M yandere maid
[03:13] <Khell|GracesF> and a maid
[03:13] <Khell|GracesF> did you expect any les?
[03:14] <LonelyGaruga> Yep.
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> less*
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> He'd probably like if Kaya had high heels with an assassin's blade hidden in one of the heels
[03:14] <Raiko> xD
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> then she'd step on his foot
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> and he'd be like
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> THANK YOU SIR
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
[03:14] <LonelyGaruga> Lmao what.
[03:14] <Khell|GracesF> And then someone would walk up to them
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> as if to talk to Kaya
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> because in this fantasy she's important
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> and this is some kind of like
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> royal ball
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> so Kaya's decked out in a gorgeous dress
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> and Garuga's the help
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> but this handsome guy interrupts them
[03:15] <RDF2050> not wonder who is the master
[03:15] <RDF2050> yuno from mirai nikki
[03:15] <RDF2050>
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> So Garuga pulls a fan of knives from his belt
[03:15] <Khell|GracesF> ...You can stop me at any time
[03:15] <LonelyGaruga> A fan of knives? Oooooh.
[03:16] <Raiko> Yuno got nothing on our maid
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> Because one day Garuga was watching the assassin channel
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> and that day some mysterious guy was being interviewed
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> and the host was like
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> "What type of weapon do you prefer to do the job with?"
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> And he responds, "Well personally, I'm a fan of knives."
[03:16] <Raiko> nice
[03:16] <Khell|GracesF> So Garuga got an idea to create a literal fan of knives.
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> I love it.
[03:17] <Raiko> ^
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> Oh yeah, and the fan has razor edges.
[03:17] <Aetheria> finarry
[03:17] <Aetheria> homewurk iz dun
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> ... That would be the point of a fan of knives.
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> HI CHAOS
[03:17] <Raiko> the Loft got some crazy lore
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> congrats Chaos
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> IT'S ABOUT TIME
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> Well, I was thinking
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> I just told Garuga about
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> The fan itself
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> >The plan.
[03:17] <Raiko> yo Chaos
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> Is razor bladed
[03:17] <LonelyGaruga> And it has knives embedded in it
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> You know the one
[03:17] <Khell|GracesF> no no no Garuga.
[03:18] <Aetheria> thanks
[03:18] <Khell|GracesF> It's a hula hoop
[03:18] <LonelyGaruga> To form a fan shape :<
[03:18] <Khell|GracesF> with knives glued to it
[03:18] <LonelyGaruga> Oh

[RavenCarver]

This came up in reaction to a certain someone

[12:44] <Zeyowulf> oh?
[12:44] <Cherub> herself .... she is a girl
[12:44] <+RavenCarver> so he says
[12:44] <Raiko|lunch> ^
[12:44] <Zeyowulf> lol
[12:44] <Cherub> xDDD
[12:45] <+RavenCarver> im not doubting that thats what he said. but i doubt what was said
[12:47] <Cherub> however my opinion is that I hate her/him and now I am going to watch another :P
[12:47] <+RavenCarver> lol another what?
[12:48] <_suxeN_Prime> Guys
[12:48] <Zeyowulf> hm?
[12:48] <_suxeN_Prime> I have not been completely truthful with you all
[12:48] <_suxeN_Prime> I am not a guy.
[12:48] <_suxeN_Prime> I am a horse
[12:48] <+RavenCarver> oh hell
[12:48] <Cherub> another = Anime
[12:48] <Cherub> it's the title xD
[12:49] <Sixpaws> we all knew that Nexus, we just didn't want you to know we knew
[12:49] <_suxeN_Prime> *gasp*
[12:49] <_suxeN_Prime> You knew!?
[12:49] <+RavenCarver> it was only a matter of time, nexus
[12:49] <Sixpaws> yes, I suppose we should have brought it up sooner
[12:50] <_suxeN_Prime> I feel so silly hiding it all this time now...
[12:50] <+RavenCarver> i certainly wasnt expecting you to out yourself this soon though, and i had a bet going. you just cost me a lot of money, horse.
[12:50] <+RavenCarver> but the other party doesnt know about this outing so i should be good
[12:51] <_suxeN_Prime> 1lol

Edit: Ah shit. Just posted this outing. Oh well. Will the other party come forward to claim their prize.