Illogical Logic

[Cookies]

Brownies are delicious.
Brown is a delicious flavour.

[533787655464]

PSPs are portable.
Laptops are portable.

Therefore, my PSP is a laptop.

[Ghurdrich]

A little favorite of mine:
For two non-zero variables, where x = y.
Then x^2 = xy.
Subtract the same thing from both sides:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2.
Dividing by (x-y), obtain
x + y = y.
Since x = y, we see that
2 y = y.
Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero.
Subtracting 1 from both sides,
1 = 0.

[Cookies]

A little favorite of mine:
For two non-zero variables, where x = y.

I found "x"
I am good at math.

[UltimaMM]

A little favorite of mine:
For two non-zero variables, where x = y.
Then x^2 = xy.
Subtract the same thing from both sides:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2.
Dividing by (x-y), obtain
x + y = y.
Since x = y, we see that
2 y = y.
Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero.
Subtracting 1 from both sides,
1 = 0.

I know this one

[hawk222]

I learn things on the Internet.
I (supposedly) learn things at school.
Therefore, the Internet is school (as Ghurdich has just shown us).

(Scott, that Heaven one was low... Lol, I know it's just a joke.)

[Khell]

Ghurdy reminded me of one of my favorites.

Women = Time x Money

But Time = Money

so Women = Money^2

but Money is the root of all evil.

Women = sqrt(Evil)^2

Therefore Women = Evil.

[Scott]

I learn things on the Internet.
I (supposedly) learn things at school.
Therefore, the Internet is school (as Ghurdich has just shown us).

(Scott, that Heaven one was low... Lol, I know it's just a joke.)

I actually used the Heaven one on a missionary who tried to convince me to join their religion.

[Skye]

You read to learn.
If you learn you gain knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Corruption is a crime.
Crime doesn't pay.
So if you read you go broke.

[lolshack]

Math contains number
Number is confusing to learn.
Confuse is the sign of unleahty body.
Unhealty body means sickness.
Sickess can lead to death.

So, Math leads to death. (I haet math.)