PSPs are portable.
Laptops are portable.
Therefore, my PSP is a laptop.
A little favorite of mine:
For two non-zero variables, where x = y.
Then x^2 = xy.
Subtract the same thing from both sides:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2.
Dividing by (x-y), obtain
x + y = y.
Since x = y, we see that
2 y = y.
Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero.
Subtracting 1 from both sides,
1 = 0.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Last edited by UltimaMM; 02-26-2011 at 03:10 PM.
"I shall not cease to fight against thee and thy people until either you leave my country or I leave my life. And I swear by Him who knows what is in men's hearts that if my hands were not bound this very moment, I would fight you with my bare hands, old and broken as I am.." Omar Almukhtar
Potential mains: Firion, Kain, Squall, Jecht, Gabranth, GILGAMESH
Subs: Random Button
I learn things on the Internet.
I (supposedly) learn things at school.
Therefore, the Internet is school (as Ghurdich has just shown us).
(Scott, that Heaven one was low... Lol, I know it's just a joke.)
Tidus: (off-screen) Don't do it! He's just gonna try to trick you into sucking his--
Jecht: God DAMMIT BOY! (off-screen) YOU JUST HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?! I USED TO BE A WHALE!
Tidus: I though you didn't want to be a whale!
Jecht: OF COURSE I WANTED TO BE A WHALE! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU 'TIL YOU CAN'T WALK!
012 Main: Zidane
012 Secondaries/Fun to Play as: Emperor, Cloud, Sephiroth, Squall, Laguna, Prishe, Gabranth
Ghurdy reminded me of one of my favorites.
Women = Time x Money
But Time = Money
so Women = Money^2
but Money is the root of all evil.
Women = sqrt(Evil)^2
Therefore Women = Evil.
Though apart, forever connected.
Above sig courtesy of Kayarine, sigs in spoilers courtesy of Kurayami and Waffles. Thanks to Mizu for the sketch of Airal (my avatar)!
You read to learn.
If you learn you gain knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Corruption is a crime.
Crime doesn't pay.
So if you read you go broke.
Last edited by Skye; 02-28-2011 at 02:54 AM.
Master Lurker of the Dissidia Forums since 09/04/2009
Special thanks to Kayarine for the signature and avatar!
Math contains number
Number is confusing to learn.
Confuse is the sign of unleahty body.
Unhealty body means sickness.
Sickess can lead to death.
So, Math leads to death. (I haet math.)