Misheard quotes

[CrackJoint]

I also misheard Squall using his Blasting Zone, "How do you like tits?"
And Chaos yelling using his downward guard crushing kick, "Varnish!", I don't know what Emperor says when he dodges, "Sub, Sub, Sub, Sub!"

[Glenburg]

I misheard Jecht saying when you call him as an assist, "You want a date girly?"
Also Gabranth, "Eternal Paint!", and his brave attack "Cat Walk!",
And Kefka's EX Burst, "It's filling me up!... That was Tit licking!"

Bwahaha!

WOW, lmfao. I can actually hear Jecht saying that especially the tone of his voice.
Lol at Kefka.

Also,
Squall: ICE CHEETO!!! (When doing Aerial Circle) (Jap version)

[ArgyleNinja]

Prishe:Achoo!(Backhand Blow)

[BRKNglassIncarnate]

Sephiroth [/using Black Materia]: Too late for my pants.

[クラウドストライフ]

OMG, I LMAO AT GARLAND xD
And yeah I definitely heard Prishe say "Oh hell"

As for Kain, whenever he used Gungnir I mishear "Blacks of the Covenant!"
Not to offend any one, but xD

^This
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and much much more
here's a few
Cloud: "Fish see clear" Omnislash V5
"Your Mom" Blade Beam
Terra. "Boner" entering Ex mode
Jecht assist summon : you want the ace whory?

[Glenburg]

^This
......
and much much more
here's a few
Cloud: "Fish see clear" Omnislash V5
"Your Mom" Blade Beam
Terra. "Boner" entering Ex mode
Jecht assist summon : you want the ace whory?

LOL, For Cloud I can't unhear "Your Mom" xD
I always thought the way he said "You're Gone" was weird"

Lol, that's some Irony when Terra turns to EX Mode

[Downward]

Tidus, assisting: Ah, hell! (I know what he's actually saying, but I always hear it as this. >_>)

Kain (JP), going into EX Mode: Humans cannot koko ni!

[ShadCroly]

"Finally! A Fist!" - Golbez using Cosmic Ray
"For emphasis!" - Bartz when EX Burst is performed
"Better get Tums!" - Onion Knight when EX Burst is performed
"Bending the Light..." - Cecil's Chase HP attack or using Saint's Fall

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[TehDooD]

Lightning: Your toe!
Kain: Lance of the goverment!

Thats what i hear :P

[MAXumYM]

Exdeath sounds like he's yelling "catapault" with Delta Attack
When you defeat Prishe, sounds like she's yelling "oh... HELL!!!!"
Sounds like Garland says "rip hoes!" when he does his Flare attack, like he doesn't like sluts or something.

It's "Get the fruit!" Also "I bring you dis pear". "There is no butter on this plane, your bed awaits". "Buy my sword! No, this pain!"
These are common mondegreens of community.

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Also CoD "Slash and bite!"
Cecil: "Balls!"(gravity ball)
Yuna: "Show your pain!"
Exxy: "To asylum beyond!"