"I only have three goals right now: Find out where I am, find a way home, and stay sane in the meantime.
So far, I'm 0 for 3."
Bartz woke up this morning in a world that was not his. Since then, he's had to deal with an athelete with more air in his head than the ball he plays with, a kid who probably knows more than any ten year old should, and a very disturbing man in a thong.
And those are just the people who aren't
actively trying to kill him.
:"Huh?" or "Dude, Where's My Universe?"
In which Bartz has no clue as to what's going on. (quest slot 40)
:"Who?" or "Mistaken Idenity to the Max"
IN which many people are not who they are thought to be. (quest slot 41)
:"Thief" or "Give and Take"
In which some things are lost and some things are gained. (quest slot 42)
:"Filler" or "The Importance of Sidequests"
In which wild geese are chased. (quest slot 43)
:"Meeting" or "How To Win Friends"
In which a new ally is found. (quest slot 44)
*Note: This quest comes in two versions, on that uses Aerith as an assist, and one that does not. Both save to the same slot, so only load one onto your PSP.
:"Adjusting" or "What's in a Name?"
In which everyone adjusts to the newcomer. (quest slot 45)
:"Spy" or "From Windurst with Love"
In which Bartz gets a taste of the spy game, and his annoying enemies finally make their move. (quest slot 46)
:"Anger" or "Who's in Charge Here?"
In which an assault is repelled and dominance is asserted. (quest slot 47)
*Note: The previous two quests feature Zidane in his DLC costume. I believe you should be able to play without the DLC, but if not then inform me and alternate versions will be posted.
:"Answers" or "Dead Men Don't Stay Dead"
In which old friends (and enemies) are found, and the answer to what exactly is going on is answered.(quest slot 48)
"I've lived through the end of the world, been in contact with beings from another dimension, and now I'm working on a train that carries the souls of the dead to their eternal resting place.
Just another day in my insane life."
: "Assault" or "Ain' No Stopping This Train We're On"
In which new enemies and intrigue are discovered. (quest slot 49)
: "Family Issues" or " Proving Your Strength"
In which the Crystal Warriors get caught up in one strange family feud. (quest slot 50)
: "Mortals" or "My Fair Cee"
In which Bartz learns just how different one of his teammates is. (quest slot 51)
: "Fanatics" or "Aggressive Negotiations"
In which the Crystal Warriors are aquainted with a new religion. (quest slot 52)
: "Regrets" or "The Blame Game"
In which the Crystal Warriors take some well deserved time off, the Blitzers enter negotiations, Bartz hardly features, and things get far too serious. (quest slot 53)
: "Reunion" or "Breaking Up is Hard"
In which Kuja goes his seperate way and Aerith risks her safety to meet with her ex.
: "Jailbreak" or "The (Not So) Great Escape"
In which the prisoners make a break for it, and our main character gets fed up with being pushed to the side.